The buck stops here! Let's take back our power!

Okay gang,

This blog has been started to concentrate on my plan for world domination. HA HA HAAA!! (make evil sounding fart noises)
No-laa dis site is to keep you updated on my offer (yang tak pernah dibuat orang malaysia ataupun mana-mana record label) iaitu -



JIKA AWAK MAHUKAN ALBUM FUUYO AFDLIN SHAUKI DAN SELALU MERACAU MALAM-MALAM TERINGATKAN ALBUM TU.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO OWN AFDLIN SHAUKI'S FUUYO ALBUM AND ARE HAVING RECURRING NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT.

1. Email direct kepada saya your full name and address anda ke..

selambakodok@gmail.com

and write AFDLIN DAH HILANG AKAL! as the subject. Bagitahu saya jika awak nak cd atau cassette.

2. Sebagai ganjarannya, saya akan hantar kepada awak album first print limited edition FUUYO melalui POS MALAYSIA. DAN segment ini amat penting...

The album retails for about 35 bucks and the cassette RM16.90, tetapi

JIKA ANDA SUKA ALBUM TU, AWAK BAYARLAH KEPADA KAMI BERAPA AJA YANG AWAK SUKA!!!

Ya!... IKUT SUKA KAU LAH LABU!

3. JIKA AWAK RASA NILAI ALBUM NI 10 SEN, HANTARLAH 10 sen atau IF YOU FEEL THE ALBUM IS WORTH 25 bucks then send us 25 bucks, or any amount you wantlah basically, and send it kepada kami di dalam bentuk cash (kalau berani), bank money transfer, money order, T.T. or bank draft pada nama dan alamat yang akan kami samakan bersama CD itu.

4. IF YOU DON't LIKE THE ALBUM!! (because you could be OUT OF YOUR MIND TOO!!)...

MY ONLY REQUEST IS, FOR YOU TO DESTROY THE WHOLE ALBUM! BY SENDING IT FOR RECYCLING.

5. DO NOT!, I REPEAT, DO NOT PASS THE CD TO SOMEONE ELSE, DESTROY IT. THIS experience is only MEANT for you! the people who were actually initially interested in the album. this offer is valid until i run out of my last FIRST PRINT EDITION of FUUYO which will be a collector's edition bila gua mati nanti. People in general, only value something when it's not there anymore. This offer is open for anyone in this world who wants to experience the ALBUM.

THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER and I will bear all costs for the sending of the album. LET's show the frakking distributors the power of internet NETWORKING and the power of the people.

What is there to lose?.

For you nothing. This is a win-win situation for you. NO BULLSHIT.

EXPERIENCE it before you BUY it!

For me, money and more improtantly the belief in humankind. but having said that, you know what?
I BELIEVE THAT MY TRUE FANS and my FRIENDS will act honorably.

Since, we have a limited number of the special edition copies we are limiting one copy to one address.

The programme is doing outstandingly well since its inception on the 18th oh August, as we already have over 200 applicants in just 2 days.

So towkay what you waiting for? Recording companies to spend monies on musician who are not AKADEMI FANTASIA related is it? i think the term " and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" vividly comes to mind.

Not gonna happen people
and We're not gonna live forever.

Power to the People!

åfdlin