The buck stops here! Let's take back our power!
Okay gang,
This blog has been started to concentrate on my plan for world domination. HA HA HAAA!! (make evil sounding fart noises)
No-laa dis site is to keep you updated on my offer (yang tak pernah dibuat orang malaysia ataupun mana-mana record label) iaitu -
JIKA AWAK MAHUKAN ALBUM FUUYO AFDLIN SHAUKI DAN SELALU MERACAU MALAM-MALAM TERINGATKAN ALBUM TU.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO OWN AFDLIN SHAUKI'S FUUYO ALBUM AND ARE HAVING RECURRING NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT.
1. Email direct kepada saya your full name and address anda ke..
and write AFDLIN DAH HILANG AKAL! as the subject. Bagitahu saya jika awak nak cd atau cassette.
2. Sebagai ganjarannya, saya akan hantar kepada awak album first print limited edition FUUYO melalui POS MALAYSIA. DAN segment ini amat penting...
The album retails for about 35 bucks and the cassette RM16.90, tetapi
JIKA ANDA SUKA ALBUM TU, AWAK BAYARLAH KEPADA KAMI BERAPA AJA YANG AWAK SUKA!!!
Ya!... IKUT SUKA KAU LAH LABU!
3. JIKA AWAK RASA NILAI ALBUM NI 10 SEN, HANTARLAH 10 sen atau IF YOU FEEL THE ALBUM IS WORTH 25 bucks then send us 25 bucks, or any amount you wantlah basically, and send it kepada kami di dalam bentuk cash (kalau berani), bank money transfer, money order, T.T. or bank draft pada nama dan alamat yang akan kami samakan bersama CD itu.
4. IF YOU DON't LIKE THE ALBUM!! (because you could be OUT OF YOUR MIND TOO!!)...
MY ONLY REQUEST IS, FOR YOU TO DESTROY THE WHOLE ALBUM! BY SENDING IT FOR RECYCLING.
5. DO NOT!, I REPEAT, DO NOT PASS THE CD TO SOMEONE ELSE, DESTROY IT. THIS experience is only MEANT for you! the people who were actually initially interested in the album. this offer is valid until i run out of my last FIRST PRINT EDITION of FUUYO which will be a collector's edition bila gua mati nanti. People in general, only value something when it's not there anymore. This offer is open for anyone in this world who wants to experience the ALBUM.
THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER and I will bear all costs for the sending of the album. LET's show the frakking distributors the power of internet NETWORKING and the power of the people.
What is there to lose?.
For you nothing. This is a win-win situation for you. NO BULLSHIT.
EXPERIENCE it before you BUY it!
For me, money and more improtantly the belief in humankind. but having said that, you know what?
I BELIEVE THAT MY TRUE FANS and my FRIENDS will act honorably.
Since, we have a limited number of the special edition copies we are limiting one copy to one address.
The programme is doing outstandingly well since its inception on the 18th oh August, as we already have over 200 applicants in just 2 days.
So towkay what you waiting for? Recording companies to spend monies on musician who are not AKADEMI FANTASIA related is it? i think the term " and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" vividly comes to mind.
Not gonna happen people
and We're not gonna live forever.
Power to the People!
åfdlin
posted by Cipkodok @ 4:09 AM
33 comments
33 Comments:
Salam Afdlin,
Gua dah dapat album Fuyoo semalam. terima kasih banyak-banyak. moga projek mesra rakyat lu seterusnya lebih gemilang...chaiyo! chaiyo Bro!
Bro, I took the liberty to post a ping to Project Petaling Street. I hope you don't mind yeh.
selambakodok, ada kompeni bernama magnatune yang buat benda mcm gini gak. Reason dia pun nak tunjuk power internet kepada publisher music. Maybe ko nak jenguk jenguk kat sana. Ni hah address website dia.
http://magnatune.com/
Good idea/effort using the blog to promote ..good luck!
blom dpt lagi....
dah abis ke albumnya...
anyway kalau habis...
aku nak congrats dgn usaha branie ko kodok...
ok...
Dude, you rock!
wahai kodok,
gua respek la lu beb. lu berani. lu telus. gua sokong lu jual album dlm internet, pasal gua pun cari duit melalui internet. lu jual je melalui internet. lagi power. walaupun lu buncit, lu bijak beb...
hang ni kan sejak awal akak kenei kat tv akak tau ko memang lain dari yg lain, berani mencuba, bersedia untuk berubah dan dare to be different, kreatif, tulus mulus dan banyak akai, pandai mainkan perasaan org dalam jual album ko tu, mana ada org yg siuman nak ambil free mende yg ko buat ngan duit lain le ngan air liur, ahaks, erm boleh bg akak free ke (hahahahha tak lawaknyee) takpe hakakpun tak suke free nanti takde nilai, akak nak amik sendiri dari tangan ko tu k, nak jadi pembeli budimanle kunun. Apapun selamat berjaya dan sembahyang jgn tinggal
gua baru dapat cd lu tgh hari tadi terbegik masa tgh makan lunch.
i called ur ofis for ur business registration number...oh so gemalainya receptionist tu.suara boleh buat voice over.
cara yang lu buat nih memang ada nilai baik dan buruk yg bakal lu tanggung. buruknya ialah bila orang yang dpt album lu tuh tak ikhlas dan tak respek dengan hasil kerja lu. respect lu sebab ada gak org malaysia brani wat gini!!
baguih la idea you
well at least kalau org kata you gila you can jawab laaa memang projek ni hilang akal namanya bangangg!!!
to those big label record companies out there:
fraakkkkkk uuuuuuuu!!!!!!
oh ya tahniah menang award ari tu, jgn ko keluar statement
"lihatlahhh duniaaa!!!!!" sudah la.
ok all the best.
Afdlin! Kalau hantar UK bisa tak?
boleh aja ke hujung dunia ni pun kalau pos malaysia boleh sampai gua anto punya.
afdlin
AFDLIN SHAUKI YOU SURE TOLD US ON HOW TO GET THE ALBUMS
BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL US ON HOW TO PAY IT!!!
Please tell us your account number etc kat Maybank ke hapa ker ... kan senang nak bayar on what you did?
Heck I don't mind paying RM10 for what you had done!
Hamek ko sampai kena boldkan komen aku nakkan attention ko! Cepat sebelum aku fly oversea ni! Holiday gue dah nak abis beb!
Nanti didalam pakej yang kitorang hantor nanti ada payment instructions. kitaorang betul-betul nak korng dengar dulu baru bayor.
afdlin
yo bro ada sample ka? Short sample enough to feel the "Fuyoo" tell me if there's any!
kodok gua memang respect kat lu...
aku dah beli album ko sejak ia mula dipasarkan... memang sedap di dengar.. puas hati..
semoga projek ko sukses dalam mencapai objektifnya..
kim salam kat shima.. :p
esok gua antar wang pos ah. dalam 2 - 3 hari sampai kot.
tq untuk kaset ko. sori lambat sikit bayo.
(ko padam la post skim piramid cepat kaya kat atas tu. tah apa-apa)
true to its name..i think this project totally deserves the title "dah hilang akal"...coz ure like practically giving stuff out for free..
but i guess u have very high faith in ure friends and fans and i congradulate u for that...
anyway good luck in ure project...
and... i think ure damn funny man!!
i love stand up comedy... i wonder if u do any of those in msia..
Ko ni dah gila kodok.... kodok.
Wa cakap lu aaa.. cheh (cam cina jual babi lak aku)
Kodok,
Aku nak send mail kat gmail ko. Kut album tu ada lagilah.. kaset dahlah. aku takder cd player pun.. (taklah, aku tak miskin., Kedekut)
Kalau aku tak suka album ko pun.. aku akan bayar gak .. Sebab aku suka cara ko buat kerja gila ni... dan lagi loan aku dari bank rakyat pun baru approved hahaha (gelak jahat din berambui )
confirm bigau betul ko ni.. kodok kodok..
Afdlin,
adik saya dah dpt the Cd I requested for. Thanks a lot, and will be sending the cash either to your office in WMaju, or bank in kat affin this friday, aiight?
Arigato Ghozaimasu Chief-san!
afdlin: aku dah dapat fuyyo
soalannya: mengapa kau tiada akaun maybank. senang sket nak deposit money. mentang2 name kau afdlin, akaun bank pun mau affin bank ka? :)
Kodok Bro aka AS
Lu punya fuuyo! waa dah terima. Mmg fuuyo ahh! Best of luck. Wa menaruh kepercayaan lu boleh carik duit melalui cara begini. Lu punya karya memang 'masterpice'!!
Thanks bro... dah dapat last week... dah bayar pun last Thursday...
Need an answer .... apa story behind the extras after Mia Sara ....
I've received your CD. Thanks. It was an excellent job!!! Sorry till date belum sempat nak masukkan duit to your account. Probably tomorrow I will try to deposit the money to your RHB bank account as given. Thanks for a job well done <<-- i mean the CD hehehe and the VCD of course. Teruja I tengok VCD u hahahahah
Memang betul laa dah hilang akal mamat inspirasi gua ni... how r u brader? ... anyway, all the best! gua sokong lu beb, all the way...
Chief Kodok,
Tabik sama chief.. wa kodok prebet amat bangga kerana menjadi kodok bawahanmu hehehe
sedang tunggu album kodok...
tak dapat-dapat pown.. dah brape bulan dah
Sapa ada email adflin shauki? sila contact aku ye.., ada bisnes sikit mygurindam@yahoo.com
uits...dah tiga minggu dah ni...gua tak nampak cd tu pun lagi...kodok depan rumah dah banyak dah...cd tak dapt! apa cer? biar betik weh...
kalau tak dapat cd ni camana beb?
ada sesapa bleh tolong tak? en afdlin sendiri ke?
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